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FELT: Tearing the Fabric of America

At the GodHatesRags.com site, a Mockumentary on the
topic of "Felts".

Strange, but very funny (and, unfortunately, pretty accurate picture of homophobia).

A message from "Our Founder":

We are all united in a common struggle: to protect America from the Rags, the Hand Jockeys, the Felts... these workers of iniquity that are heinous mockers of all that is Right and all that God has created.

Do not be fooled by their pleasing, colorful outer shells, their often merry demeanor, or their uncanny ability to force children to smile. They are cut from a different cloth: the cloak of sin. Take heed! Our country's very moral fiber is at stake.

Sincerely,
Pastor Frank Phelps

posted by Charlie @ 12:12 AM